WITTY & HILARIOUS WORKER AND WORKPLACE HOMOUR, AMUSING & SATIRICAL FUNNY WORK JOKESCriticised by his manager for having taken time off work to go have his hair cut the office clerk defended himself: “Well.. it does, also, at the company’s time grow” An administrator didn’t like ‘yes’ men -not after he already said ‘no.’What are night club bouncers?.. Men who throw disturbing parties”The next place” said the tour guide, “is ‘no smoking’ -we can’t go there yet” One of the tourists asked “Why?!.. None of us is smoking..?!” The tour guide replied, “I am”A legal secretary is a girl over 18 in Britain, and over 21 in the USA.”Advocate!..” warned the judge, “Are you trying to show contempt for this court..!?” The well-connected lawyer assured: “No, carb blocker your honour -I am trying to conceal it”The over-zealous shop assistant resented being needled by his fellow employees that on each and every occasion, on each and every issue, he licked the shop owner’s boots, each and every day -he pointed out that the owner only came in three days a week”Anything you say,” said the policewoman to the drunk driver, “may be held against you!” His protests ignored, he sighed “Oh!.. You..!” One of the two elderly ladies exchanging gossip on the telephone in a small and out of town village with a small telephone-exchange, said to the other, “I hope the operator isn’t listening in to our conversation” A third voice was heard on the line and said “Madam, we don’t do things like that..!” The new controller was overjoyed..